Do you remember when you were a kid and tamagochi came out? Everyone had one and when you asked your parents for one they said no...you felt like an outcast and you probably were. No one would talk about anything else except how old your pet blob was. Either this has happened to you, or you were given tommyguchi, the ripoff import where instead of being a parent of a blob, you had to take care of tommy who could do everything the blob could do. This didn't matter to the other kids because the blob was cool..tommy was a dork. When you finally got the official tamagochi, it didn't matter because now everyone had yo-yo's. You were still an outcast and this would continue until you were 18 and everyone started drinking. Although this 'fad' lifestyle continued with new cars and the latest sex toys, everyone could get along being drunk (except for angry drunks but let's not get into that).
The episode of the simpsons where Bart steals the video game sums this up pretty well.
You don't have to worry about this anymore! I'm here to tell you the next fad so you can save in advance for one, but be in quick because they are in limited supply...
I'm talking about Oosik's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oosik), or walrus penises. These are much more handy than any tamagochi you've had. Apart from the obvious use as a dildo, an Oosik can be used as a handle for things like knives and hammers. I clicked on the related link and found out that raccoon penises are used as good luck charms and can make you fertile. I'm sure that goes for the Oosik as well.
So now you don't have to be an outcast! You can be the 'trend setter,' by being the first in your area with this toy. Be quick though...only native Alaskans' can hunt the walrus, so there will be limited supply. Don't be late and miss out!
I didn't forget, here's the wsop update. Steve Billirakis won the first wsop bracelet winning the $5000 mixed hold 'em event. Since then, Ciarin O'Leary has won the biggest event so far. He knocked off 2,996 players to win the $1500 no limit hold 'em event. He won $727k and some change for his effort. (K-3 was his winning hand btw).
The final table of event 5 looks thrilling. Annie Duke and Chris Ferguson are a couple of pros who made the final table playing omaha/seven-card stud hi-lo eight or better.
Stay tuned for one of the greatest events starting today...event 8, limit hold 'em WITH REBUYS. Celebrities are playing this event as well. (As of writing, Shannon Elizabeth has re-bought the most).
Steve would trade what he's got for this Oosik any day of the week.
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