Book Contest

Because it's the summer holiday's in the northern hemisphere and it's university holidays here, I've decided to put up a list of books on my shelf at the moment that I believe are must reads. In fact, if the book makes this list and you haven't read it, you should buy/borrow/steal/download the ebook or audiobook, and lock yourself in your room with food and water until you finish it. This only applies if you have no life, but if you read the introduction and first chapter of these books, you are probably going to want to do nothing else but read it until you finish it.

This list is probably more for my benefit than yours, because I'm sure I'll look at this list in 25 years or so, i'll get some kind of nostalgic feeling and read them again. If I'm miraculously still writing this blog, I will make another list of must reads and compare them to this list.

The bad thing is that by then I might be really famous and if I list some book titles, you will probably think I'm doing it for the money..I assure you I'm not, and the links to amazon are just so you can see the book and read the first few pages. I don't get money if you buy the book from there so just go to the library and find them.

 

The World is Flat by Thomas Friedman: It seems logical for the book on my profile to be the first book I mention. If you think the world consists of your room and your kitchen, then this book will explain why this is. It's all about globalisation and talks about 10 'flatteners.' These are events or things which have made the world more interconnected. After reading this book you will understand more about how the world works.

 

Surely you're Joking Mr. Feynman! by Richard Feynman: He is probably one of the more smarter people in the world, but when you read this book you will think anyone with common sense can win the nobel prize. In this book he dicusses situations he's faced in his life. You may think this book is full of maths and equations considering he's a physicist, but it's not. It's very funny and worth reading.

 

Lucky Man: a memior by Michael J. Fox: Granted, if you don't like him, you're not going to like this book, but even if you're not a fan of back to the future or family ties, this is an interesting book where he tells his life story in a humourous way. He also goes into how he reacted when he was diagnosed with parkinson's and how he managed to turn his life around. This is definitely worth reading..

 

Against the Odds: the remarkable story of risk by Peter Bernstein: I haven't finished reading this book yet, but I know it will make this list. It is all about risk, and how the concepts of risk have changed throughout time as we learn more about it. This isn't just a book for people interested in finance!!

 

Don't let my poorly written reviews put you off reading these books. Also, please leave a title of a book that you think is a must read with a short review in the comments. A randomly chosen comment will win a prize!

Patriots!

I'm determined to stay up for tonight's America's Cup race (notice how I've caplitalised America's Cup, to empashise the importance). For the last 2 I've stayed up, but I always end up falling asleep and I probably end up seeing about 10min of the race at irregular intervals.

 

Tonight however, I will drink coffee, which I never do. There are only 3 races left so I will watch them all. All patriotic New Zealanders, Yachting lovers and insomniacs should do the same. I purposely left out Swiss, because why would they want to watch themselves lose?

However, I should warn you of the consequences of little sleep, this was actually the main piece of news on tv tonight: mood swings, increased appetite and that's all I can remember. I'm sure you can come up with others. This might be a good time to try polyphasic sleep.

 

This is a short entry because I can't think of what to write now. I'm annoyed they wont show episode 2 of flight of the conchords on the internet. I guess we have to wait for the series to be released here...

8 years

If you don't like soccer, this entry is not for you. Instead, go here.

So Thierry Henry is gone. He's not really. Maybe this was a strategic move by Henry and Wenger to hinder Barcelona when they play us in next years champions league final.

Is it a bad thing that he's gone? Yes and no. He will be missed, but since he is a little prone to injury now and he's starting to get old, it is not that bad. He played his best years for us, he helped us do the double, help us win the league title undefeated...he is great.

People think we sold him cheap? No, considering his age and proneness to injury, it was a great deal. Relinquishing us from paying such a huge salary also gives us the ability to sign a big name player...

Let's pay tribute to him. It's an end of an era.

What would you do?

This entry is similar to 'the debate' featured on the espn poker site. The example comes from the poker tournament I was in yesterday. Heads up, the other guy & me had similar chip stacks. With me on the button I raised 3 times the big blind with Qs8s. My opponent raised all in and had me covered, although if I went all-in, the winner of the hand would win the tourny. My opponent had gone all-in against me a few times, one time I called and we both had A J unsuited, so I knew he wouldn't necessarily have an amazing hand to make him go all-in. I had the pleasure in doubling up earlier in the tournament when I flopped a straight and called my all-in reraise with bottom pair.  The prize for 2nd was $480, 1st was $960. What would you do, call or fold? Answer it before you read on...

 

I ended up calling and when he showed 7-7, it was a coin toss to decide the winner. The flop, turn & river didn't help me, so I left with $480 in my wallet. In hindsight, did I make the right call? If you had my hand and knew the guy had 7-7 would you take the 49% chance of winning?

I would write more, but after reading the 'how to make good blogs,' help topic on blogger, I've decided to try and keep the entries short. I would like to play poker again, but the casino is the shittiest place to play. But I'll go if someone goes with me. I'm glad I held my own against people who play poker there everyday...I must've looked like a fish at the start...

Let's get thinking!

The title may have made you leave this site before you've even read this first sentence, but I would've been happy that you even came to this site so feel free to do what you want. Even if you want to tell everyone about how crappy this blog is..any publicity is good publicity (except if you're already someone super famous & doing something bad could alienate your agent, or pr agency). Don't forget about Flight of the Conchords (see the below entry). They really are awesome!

 

This week for the book club, we are going to discuss an exerpt from "Against the Gods," by Peter Bernstein You may think that this will turn into another 'does God exist,' debate, however this book is actually about the remarkable story of risk. Although it's a book designed for people with an interest in finance, there are many subjects the book covers which are good for anyone to read. (Sorry, it's late and I can't be bothered going to thesaurus.com to find a better word for good).

Here is an extract from the introduction: "There is persistent tension between those who assert that the best decisions are based on quantification and numbers, determined by the patterns of the past, and those who base their decisions on more subjective degrees of belief about the uncertain future. This is a controversy that has never been resolved.

The issue boils down to one's view about the extent to which the past determines the future. We cannot quantify the future, because it is an unknown, but we have learned how to use numbers to scrutinize what happened in the past. But to what degree should we rely on the patterns of the past to tell us what the future will be like? Which matters more when facing a risk, the facts as we see them or our subjective belief in what lies hidden in the void of time? Is risk management a science or an art? Can we even tell for certain precisely where the dividing line between the 2 approaches lies? "

 

Sorry for the long post...but it's intermission!

What I wanted to ask is how do you make decisions? Do you make them through logic and reasoning, do you go by past experiences, do you do a bit of both, or do you not give a fuck and would rather toss a coin than try to comprehend all that shit?

If people are interested, I might let them know how I make my decisions..otherwise I'll assume no one gives a shit and everyone thinks I'm crazy.

Playing against fish

Hi everyone. Most of you will not want to read this entry, so I will put the video at the start. If you like it, then you will want to read on. Otherwise you may want to scroll down to the previous entries (flight of the conchords) which are worth reading, send me hate mail outlining where this blog goes wrong, or go to google & search for porn.

Today I want to talk about poker and is it a good or bad thing to be good? I ask this because I'm a brilliant player (yes I'm a humble person and I'm still saying this so I must be better than brilliant). Whenever I play online and actually pay attention to the game, I can tell the good players from the bad pretty quickly. The bad players are 'fish,' and if you can't spot at least 2 or 3 fish within the first 5-10 mins of playing, then you're a fish yourself.

 

Most fish usually are willing to bet all their chips with top pair, any flush draws and outside straight draws. Betting to get them out is not going to work so what do you do? You bet above the pot odds for what they could be drawing to make sure in the long run they will lose more than they earn (and you earn more than you lose). Fish with top pair generally bet the pot or more than the pot thinking they have the nuts, no matter what kicker they have.

 

So what do you do when you hold a pocket pair, flop trips, bet 3/4 of the pot and get raised all-in by a fish? If you think you're ahead (usually determined by how they bet pre-flop) you will call. They show a straight draw and hit it on the river and you're screwed for the rest of the tournament (if you're not knocked out). Of course you get a bad beat like this only about 1/3 of the time, but with so many fish in mtt's it feels like you're getting them all the time...

 

This is not complaining about bad beats, it's more about is it worth being good at poker where you get frustrated by dumb players so often? Or is it better just being average and not knowing too much about how to play? Phil Hellmuth shows just how frustrating it can be when you're a pro against a heap of fish...

Sorry for the bad quality, it's not my video.

Flight of the Conchords premier

Mythbuster's has to be one of the best shows on TV. How else would you know that you cannot split an arrow by firing an arrow at it, like Robin Hood was meant to have. Assassin's would still be trying to kill people by dropping coins from skyscrapers without this show.

 

Last night they proved that in 1930's, there was a farmer who's jeans exploded. It was the herbicide combined with heat that caused them to explode. Very interesting.

 

More importantly, in America, the first episode of The flight of the conchords aired. You can view the first episode at that link.  If you don't know who they are, they're a 2 man band from New Zealand, who have moved to New York. They played at the sxsw festival and were a hit so you know they are pretty good and funny. I'll put this here to entice you to watch the whole thing.

 

Exams have finished, so I have time to write about what you've all wanted to hear about; the varying permeability model. I'm sure you have all heard the riddle where there is a guy on the top of the mountain dead with wet shoes. He died because he went scuba diving earlier that day, and the radical change in air pressure killed him.

Now with the VPM, you can find out the maximum depth you can go over what period of time. This would be helpful to know if you want to try a stunt where you skydive with flippers on, and just before you hit the water you detach from the parachute, dive into the sea and attempt to go as deep as possible.

 

In conclusion, don't be stupid.

A long video for those who are bored...

I know all of you reading this, who live in the south island are going to start going on about how we are a bunch of pussy's but I don't care. IT'S FUCKING COLD!! It's 7oC right now and I feel like if I move from the position I'm in now, I will get hypothermia or something...

 

I was going to say I burnt my tongue on a latte, but it was milo, and I have to agree that any guy who drinks latte's regulary, aucklander or not, is a pansy. The only thing guys should know about latte's is that it's coffee.

 

I have to work till around 9pm tonight. They better be giving us pizza.

 

I don't really want to search around youtube to find a video to put up, so I'll put one already in my favourites. It's the english lesson one I'm sure you've already seen at least a couple of times...

Table for six

Oliver's tip of the day: If you have a blog, windowslivewriter is a great tool for writing entries. You don't have to go to your website to write it. You just open the writer, make your entry and hit publish. It's a lot faster and easier.

 

I will give $10 to anyone who emails me the mp3 of 'bad kids,' by the black lips. The offer is extended to anyone who tell me where I can find it, and I end up with it. As of today, you can't download it from itunes, napster, utorrent, or any other file sharing programs (not that I would..)

 

I was in the queue in subway today and there was an american couple in front of me. They took ages to get their sandwiches, but hearing them say 'water,' made up for it. I shouldn't laugh at that because when I went to Fiji, I hung out with some australians who made fun of the way I said fish&chips. Luckily I never had to say six...

 

One more exam..I don't care anymore, I'm playing poker tonight. Sorry for the bloggy entry. Randomness to be featured next episode.

it's snowing

I haven't played poker all week. I also feel like a cigarette. A joint would probably be better but I hate the smell, and I don't want to get a criminal record.

These aren't all the signs I'm stressed, one of my eyes is entirely red on one side. Whoever came up with the idea of saturday exams should be made to run up queen street in the borat swimsuit so they know what the stress is like.

Maybe I should take up yoga...

Batman

You may have noticed that this blog's website is now www.netoru.com I did this to increase my popularity since netoru.com is alot easier to type in than the old address. I was thinking about oliverbrierley.com since it's a more permanent thing, but someone already took that.

Bad news though. As I did the search of netoru on google to see if this page came up, I was disappointed. The first page that came up was a list of items I'm selling on trademe (nothing by the way). Then there were a few forum topics in ffgurus from years ago. Another entry actually had the meaning of netoru in japanese...it was a pretty random choice for an internet name so I didn't think it meant anything. The reality is that people who know japanese are going to think I'm a dodgy 'wife stealer,' when they see my name...

But you don't want to hear about all that. What you really want me to talk about is the meaning of asteroid names. I know you want to go through them all, but I'm only going to go into #59001-60000

Comets and asteriods are usually named after the person who discovered them. In 1999, Daniel Matter discovered an asteroid and called it DaniMatter. Is this a really wise thing to do? A comet is a big and usually ugly rock. If it for some reason is headed on a collision course direct with planet Earth, or Mars, people are going to be referring to this comet by name as if it were the enemy. "We will nuke DaniMatter right out of the history books!" "DaniMatter is nothing when up against the human race!" That's what the president will be saying before they blow up DaniMatter and everyone will cheer.

Maybe instead you should name the asteroid after an ex you hate, or an enemy if you have one. (Note: I know I kept interchanging between comet & asteroid, but they're virtually the same thing..)

The God debate is closed now due to too much controversy. Instead, why don't we debate who will win the rugby in the weekend, NZ or Canada? And if you really like controversy...do you forgive Chris Jack for not playing in this crucial match, so he could see his baby be born? This is unforgivable in some peoples eyes.


Since I've figured out how to put youtube videos on here, I will continue to do so

bonjour

Before I start this I have to apologise...

I'm sorry I didn't put a parental advisory label on the entry before last. I forgot this was the internet and anybody could be reading this. For everyone who was offended by the talk about walrus dicks, I'm sorry. By the way, this entry is at least R16, if not R18 or R21 depending on what country you're in. In fact, from now on this whole blog is R16 so I can't be sued by any parents who say I'm not warning people of the content in this blog.

So after sitting a 3hour finance exam, what should I write about? I was going to write about Roquelaure (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roquelaure), but I think it's better to write about final fantasy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_fantasy).

Yes, final fantasy is my favourite game..I've played IV, VI and VII to XII. I have to say VII is the best, followed by VII. Most people would say I chose VII because it's the first one I played. That's true, but it doesn't affect my opinion. The relationships between the main characters are probably the deepest out of them all. VII, IV & X are also good games to see good character relationships.

Sorry for all that. It was kind of pointless since I didn't really say anything worthwhile. To reward you, here is a nice video for you to watch..



You might want to know the pool is filled with piss.

When I was 10...

What can I say about 1994 in the United Kingdom? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_in_the_United_Kingdom

That's kind of like asking me who put up those 'God,' billboards. Was it Jesus since he's God's representative on earth? Did they earn the $5000 or whatever it costs to put a billboard up or did he just create it? If he just created it, then he is making NZ's inflation problem even worse. We may become more spiritually enlightened, but we become poorer too.



This reminds me of the first question we studied for 4 weeks in a philosophy class...does God exist? The most powerful argument either way, for me, was that there is so much natural evil in the world (like cancer, floods & whatever else you can think of). A God is benevolent and wouldn't allow this kind of evil and therefore there is no God. It goes a little deeper than that, but you can't prove this argument right or wrong, but I think it's pretty good.

You may be wondering how this relates to 1994 in the United Kingdom..if you go to the wikipedia link up the top, the first event written is "January 14- The Duchess of Kent joins the Roman Catholic Church, the first member of the Royal Family to convert to Catholicism for more than 300 years." That's close enough.

I told alot of people I was on the radio this morning and I said if they wanted to know what for, they would have to read this blog...well I wasn't really on the radio. They do this thing where you can txt in what you did in the weekend and today they encouraged people who listen all the time but don't txt to do it. I decided to and my txt was the first one they read (probably because it was so witty and hilarious). They probably get some kind of royalty for the # of txts sent in, so it was probably just a ploy to get more money, but since they read it out on air, I'm hooked. I'll give them 20c a week...

NOTE: To the people who hog games in the arcade, DON'T BE SUCH FUCKING ASSHOLES!! When I ask if you want to play a game, it means one, not 2 or 3. I'm not waiting around for that long while you do 3 easy songs, then attempt a hard one at the end. And if you use autobass other than to learn a song, you really shouldn't be playing the game..play pinball. I know who you are, and next time you come in, I might put in 10credits so you have to wait 40mins for your games, just to teach you a lesson.

Become a trend setter!

Hello, I know you're all desperate for the WSOP update, or to hear about how my day's going. But first let's talk about Oosik's.

Do you remember when you were a kid and tamagochi came out? Everyone had one and when you asked your parents for one they said no...you felt like an outcast and you probably were. No one would talk about anything else except how old your pet blob was. Either this has happened to you, or you were given tommyguchi, the ripoff import where instead of being a parent of a blob, you had to take care of tommy who could do everything the blob could do. This didn't matter to the other kids because the blob was cool..tommy was a dork. When you finally got the official tamagochi, it didn't matter because now everyone had yo-yo's. You were still an outcast and this would continue until you were 18 and everyone started drinking. Although this 'fad' lifestyle continued with new cars and the latest sex toys, everyone could get along being drunk (except for angry drunks but let's not get into that).

The episode of the simpsons where Bart steals the video game sums this up pretty well.

You don't have to worry about this anymore! I'm here to tell you the next fad so you can save in advance for one, but be in quick because they are in limited supply...

I'm talking about Oosik's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oosik), or walrus penises. These are much more handy than any tamagochi you've had. Apart from the obvious use as a dildo, an Oosik can be used as a handle for things like knives and hammers. I clicked on the related link and found out that raccoon penises are used as good luck charms and can make you fertile. I'm sure that goes for the Oosik as well.

So now you don't have to be an outcast! You can be the 'trend setter,' by being the first in your area with this toy. Be quick though...only native Alaskans' can hunt the walrus, so there will be limited supply. Don't be late and miss out!

I didn't forget, here's the wsop update. Steve Billirakis won the first wsop bracelet winning the $5000 mixed hold 'em event. Since then, Ciarin O'Leary has won the biggest event so far. He knocked off 2,996 players to win the $1500 no limit hold 'em event. He won $727k and some change for his effort. (K-3 was his winning hand btw).
The final table of event 5 looks thrilling. Annie Duke and Chris Ferguson are a couple of pros who made the final table playing omaha/seven-card stud hi-lo eight or better.

Stay tuned for one of the greatest events starting today...event 8, limit hold 'em WITH REBUYS. Celebrities are playing this event as well. (As of writing, Shannon Elizabeth has re-bought the most).


Steve would trade what he's got for this Oosik any day of the week.

5k mixed holdem update

The world series is well underway with only about 30ppl left in the first event. Most of the pros are out..Johnny Chan just got knocked out so you can tell it's getting intense. Enough about poker though, let's talk about Spigga http://myspace.com/spigga

They describe their music as Alternative/Funk/Latin which is probably about right. They play pretty mellow music so it's easy to listen to unless you are pissed off and want to trash your room/break stuff or want to listen to hard rock.

Two of the six songs on myspace are worth a listen; human what and lastnite. If you like these, you might consider downloading a few of their songs from some legitimate programme such itunes or digirama.co.nz

I would give you my review out of 10, but I don't know what the categories should be. Any suggestions?

EDIT: I was considering deleting my last entry but decided not to so I would know what not to post in the future. Don't read it if you haven't yet, it's too depressing.


The picture is Mike Matusow complaining about the new cards...he found them hard to read and lost a hand. He blew up and Phil Gordon became an official (he told him to shut the fuck up).